Every day, hundreds or thousands of people around the world win sweepstakes, lotteries, prizes, raffles, drawings, and contests of luck.

I've bought 4,000 20 ounce Pepsi Colas and entered my code at their website.

Although the odds are 1 in 12, I've never won a single Pepsi prize in my life.

When it comes to contests, I have no luck. I could have 99 of the 100 raffle tickets in my back pocket and some guy named Slick with a brand-new Mustang would have the winning number.

Some guys have all the luck.

I have sympathy for bank robbers. It's the only shot they've got.